It was a normal day much like any other when bernice crawled out from under the trailer and said "Delbert i done laid it now you gots to go kill it", she proclaims.
Now Delbert being a bit sissyfied, scarfed up a tore iron and went under the trailer. He smack ole randy on the head and much to his surprise ole randy smacked him back,ya see ole randy wernt no ordnry rug rat. Thus begins the legend.
As a youngun randy commonly ran over people wit his trike. Later as he grew older he mastered the skill of Komokazi bicycle riding, adding nearly 200 victims to his list. After his 13th try at his drivers licsence, he was able to transpose his skills to the street.
It was said that randy could bump ya, jump out and stomp ya, and never stop his car.
To this day we all still stand in awe every time we here the sound of his jalopy(koenigsegg)coming down the street. Makes us wonder who's next.
PooF
:)
Thursday, September 4, 2008
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