Diatribe to Lord of the UNDERWEAR!!!!

Better to be silent and thought A car theif than to open ones sewer hole voice box and spew words that show educational shortcomings. When you graduated first grade did you think that was it? Or did they ask you not to come back? Me thinks the latter is perhaps the most likely
scenario. Running over little girls and old school teachers with A rusty bicycle for practice is not
considered A vehicle to future GRID stardom!!! Driving lawnmowers and farm tractors is not considered fodder for ones racing resume. As for the company I keep, Sally Jean (aka-ASDO-aka-gringette-aka-cheek pincher) could beat you with her Ford Expedition with A flat tire and running on six and A half cylinders!! She's got real driving experiance hauling corn liqour and hand made thongs from Tiajuana. Her one good working eye is sharper than both of yours put together and she can whip her weight in alley cats while holding A rattlesnake between both of her teeth!! Just because you hang out with beer bellied, snuff dipping, peroxide wannabee blondes is no reason to get all hatefull and envious! Try going back to school and move up to A Volkswagen Beatle. If you look through all the stained underwear under your desk you might scrape together enough stolen lunch money to pay cash for one!!!!!-----------gridjunkie