Return Of Earl

My Fellow Americins

My name is Earl, and i was jist wantn you to know that i have been a readn all these here writens on this here feller called toad lord or md king. Now in my younger days we didnt take much to them there willy shakesperey kind of fellas,what with them a weerin them puffy britches, feathered caps, stockins and all. No sir we's is americin, and americin's dont dressup like them sissyfied girlie boys that like on da other side of the pond.
We take pride in our country, and aint gots nothing to do with no tea and trumpets. So your lord toadship or kingy md what ever ya be just haul your sissyfied arse back across the big pond wheren ya belong, and take that plastic girlie car wit ya.

Wake up america

Your Truly


earl pitts,pitts off


for ep by me



PooF!

:)