Friday, September 5, 2008

Behold Ladies and Junkies

At last the familiar ribbit from atop the lilly pad has been heard. Yes that's right the ole toad (aka gridjunkie) has emerge from his binge with the side wall biter el griggette. His jovial banter is sharp as usual with the reference to mad dog 20/20, an obvious old time favorite of his, and the slander that his trusty side kick takes on multiple partners in an evening, ok maybe it's not slander, how should i know.
These diatribes are of little substance considering his idea of top end racing is blowing the doors off of someone who is stopped and outside his car......hmmmm. I guess to the south of the border, alley chasing, hubcap stealing, panderer roller this must be racing.
Needless to say the lord of the toad seems to be back, as far as his taste in alcohol, he might want to try something more civil than md 20/20, but i guess that is what is available under the bridges he so frequently visits.
NOTE: Anheuser-Busch has posted his picture at all sales locations to refuse any sales of their products to this gridjunkie. A spokesman for A-B stated that they felt any association with him might connect them with md products thus reducing their sales. Quoted as saying "this buds not for you"

ounce again.


PooF!

:)

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