Thursday, August 21, 2008

Gridjunkie reviewed

I decided on a gingerly little romp around the track at Detroit this evening. Things were going as planned for me, and then rounding the last turn on the first lap is when i noticed a pan handler, shabbily clad and scruff looking, with a wash your windshield sign. 10 cents it said. I thought to myself "how strange to offer such a labor intensive project for so little money". On my next turn past the same corner the pan handler held out a match box car. Now this really had my attention, I thought this guy had just escaped the loony bin. On my final lap once again i saw him standing at the turn, that's it i thought to myself and abruptly pulled over to find out what was going on. Much to my surprise as i exited my car i realized that gridjunkie (the guy with the sign) jump into that old jalopy of his and rammed my car thus disabling my ability to finish this race. Nice going gridjunkie, however I think the street clothing seemed to be a good fit for you. Until next time!!!!!!! May the force not be with you...you scallywag.

cc: Lord of the Underdesk
ccc: Lord of the Underdesk Underdesk

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