This Just In!!!!!!!!!

The latest scurge of the public highways has emerge!

This photo caught by a man who witnessed a total goof ball off his meds attempting to ride a motorcycle backwards while still parked in his garage. When viewed by a couple of unsuspecting pedestian, a Mr. I. P.Freely, and Seamore Hiney, who were horribly shaken by the ordeal, comments of "what the**** was that?" could be heard.

Attempts to aquire information from federal authorities reguarding the nut case shown here yeided little information. Replies ranged from "He's obviously disturbed", to " What a pux", were just a few explinations offered by the gorvernment.

While the latest response from the witness states "I have a video of the fool", we await with patience to determined the immediate threat to frogs, toads and other slimmy things.

For who gives a **** action news

Earl Pitts
"Pitts Off"

Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas To All!

Tis the season!!!!! I Think

Well once again we have found our way to the season to be merry. Lots of beer, wine and a countless other names of liquor that run through us without yielding. Tis time to rejoice and remember all the wonderful people we know and love ( well not all of them ) and to wish them a merry Christmas.So here is my list.
To the toad lord, aka md 20/20 king, gridjunkie, here's to all the races you will never win. You need to consider not running an OPEL in a car race. Second... stay out from under the bridges(the wine there may be tainted, and the good word i put in to A/B didn't work.
To SideWall Sally, aka el gringette, aka asdo, aka cheek pincher, aka donut thief. Lay off the sidewalls. It doesn't help the dental plan, nor the drivers tires. Stay off street corners.
I would leave a message for Earl, however I think I will wait for his appearance, I understand it will be soon.So to all others, have a great holiday season....

Outa here.
PooF!
PS If you see GJ/md 20/20/TL tell him I want my Lola back.
:)

Dreams

You all have heard the stories of the gridjunkie, and while he has been refered to by many names,( the list is eccessively long) his moniker will long be remembered. Glitz and glitter and the dreams of winning the big one in his dream car, are what abounds most of this character, and we just happen to have a photo of that fantasy car of his, as well as the relec he is most often found in, least while for now. So ladys and gents click on his buttons and give us your oppinions.
--------------------FantasyLand
-------------------- Ole Betsy

you decide

Again



PooF!

:)

Reflections

The other day as I was out for a lap to test the new set up on my car, an object caught my eye. Upon the following lap I stopped and walked off the course to look at a pond covered in Lilly pads. I had not noticed the pond there in the past, however had noted the spotting of gridjunkies (aka the toad lord,md20/20 king) jalopy parked in the vicinity many times. Of course I thought, the Lilly pads.
I had also notice a foul stench reminiscent of the one adorned in the air many a time with old toad kingy around. I carefully scanned the area, but alas was unable to locate the toad.
Upon returning to the track I was greeted by a fellow racer Road Rage Randy. We sat and chatted a bit as the conversation worked its way around to gridjunkie. "I believe he was foul hooked by a fisherman last week" was the words RRRandy had to say.
Now I don't know about you folks but the thought of poking a hole in ole toady smells like a foul idea to me. Who knows maybe it's true. The stench has subsided except for the area near that pond, and I haven't noticed any bite marks on my side walls in quite some time.
Be not fooled dear friends, though found under bridges, crashing cars, panhandling, even old Road Rage Randy himself, The toad lord, aka md20/20 king seems to be impervious, and as usual he will surely emerge with a gaggle of ludicrous banter as is his norm.

gotta go


PooF!

:)

Behold Ladies and Germicides

The later part of this title indicates the need for a thorough cleaning after the presence of lord TOAD,aka gridjunkie. Once again he has tarnished our fine pages of this blog with his guise of skilled banter, in an attempt to slander it's fine patrons.
Yet it seems to us that maybe there is a deeper conscious of thought in the out bust of his callous and malicious slander. A deep sight into the soul of the toad.
While pondering these thought, i decided to do a little research into the life of gridjunkie. I must say the outcome of this search yielded surprising, even scary results.
I have held of on this article to weigh the value of it's reporting to ensure a fare and unbiased article. At last the real secrets of the toad king can be told.
It seem that there is video history of the toad kings aka gridjunkie's path down the road of endarkenment, and that all roads do not have a silver ( or for that matter TIN) lining.
What you are about to see may not be suitable for all audiences,(normal folks) however it is research as it should be. The real reasons for la toads behavior can be found on this History of the Toad King video. But be forewarned, he is an ugly toad. To begin your journey simply click on the title of this article to start your voyage into the toad kingdom (warts not included).

Best Wishes


as usual



PooF!



:)

RE-return of earl (or the living dead if you will)

If you can't comprehend something simple then Shakespear is way beyond your mental capacity to think. As for plastic cars, if you know anything of speed then you should understand the necessity. Have you ever seen A sissified girlie boy that could stand on oneside of the Rio-Grande and put out A brushfire on the other (After downing an 18 pack and TWO bottles of MD 20/20 of course) and at the same time giving Sally Jean A proper spanking whitch she craves hourly. Lets see you pull that off with your diminishing hardware (or should I say the lack of). If you don't understand it----leave it alone! Better to be silent and stupid than voiciferous and ignorant (means the same thing actually-- just thought I would help you along there). Try reading Dick and Jane books for starters. My neice is six and can already read cover to cover. I know It's not your fault they did not have School close enough to ride A tractor to before it closed for the day. Apparently your mom (you did have one I assume) did'nt home school you as she did'nt go either! Excuse me now -I have to chase down road rage randy and tell him what you said about his Mother--gridjunkie